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Canadian Citizenship Application/加拿大移民笑話~天才翻譯官
An immigrant from China is applying for citizenship in Canada .
He is to be interviewed by a Canadian immigration officer.
He does not speak English well and knows nothing about Canada .
Therefore, he invited a special translator to help him in his interview.
話說一個來自中國的移民,要申請加拿大公民。
他不大會說英語,也不了解加拿大。
為了移民官的面試,他請了專門的翻譯官來幫忙。
Officer:Do you know who was the first Prime Minister of Canada?
官員提問:『請問加拿大的首任總理是誰?』
Translator: (In Cantonese) The officer asked you,
翻譯官用廣東話說:「移民官問你:
Where do you usually go if you want to eat hamburger?
『如果你想吃漢堡,通常你會去哪裡?』
Man: (Answered to the officer) Oh..... McDonald.
(The first Prime Minister of Canada is Sir John MacDonald.)
申請人對著移民官回答說; 『噢 ! 麥當勞!! 』
(加拿大的首任總理叫做Sir John MacDonald.)
The officer nodded his head and then asked the second question.
移民官點頭,然後問下一個問題。
Officer:Could you tell me which province you're living in now?
移民官問:「你可以告訴我,你現在住哪一省嗎?」
Translator: (In Cantonese) The officer just asked you, what is the dirtiest thing in your nose? )
翻譯人用廣東話說:「移民官問你:『甚麼是你鼻子裡最髒的東西?』」
Man: (Replied to the officer in Cantonese) Ah..... Bay See (which means nose dirt in Chinese.)
(The man lives in the province of British Columbia , commonly known as B.C.)
申請人用廣東話回答移民官說:『 啊,鼻屎!』(即中文鼻子裡的髒東西)
(他住在the province of British Columbia,簡稱為B.C.,與廣東話鼻屎同音)
The officer nodded his head again and asked the final question.
移民官又點頭,而後問最後問題。
Officer:Do you know what your privilege is when you become Canadian?
移民官問:「你成為加拿大公民後,享有甚麼權利?」
Translator: (In Cantonese) The officer asked you, how does a dog sounds like when it barks?
翻譯人用廣東話說:「移民官問你:『狗吠的時候,叫聲是怎樣?』」
Man: (demonstrated the sound to the officer)... Woe, Woe. (Vote, Vote. One of the privileges of a Canadian is the right to vote.)
申請人當著移民官的面,做出狗吠的聲音:『Woe, Woe!』(Vote, Vote.)
成為加拿大公民的特權之一,就是投票(Vote)
The officer told the man that all the questions were answered correctly, shook hands with him and congratulated him that he had passed the interview to be a Canadian citizen. 移民官告訴申請人說:所有的問題都答對;跟他握手,並且向他恭喜已經通過成為加拿大公民的面試了!
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