笑话连篇

focus

Blink,We've been missing your post(s)?
On vacation?

hw79

focus:


Blink,We've been missing your post(s)?
On vacation?

Don't worry, just wait for him(her) here.

hw79

中国三大扯蛋、四大怪事、五大谎言、六大成绩

　　　三大扯蛋:靠工资买起房子的是扯蛋
靠努力工作升官的是扯蛋
说你没外遇的那是扯淡

四大怪事:做人不如做狗的受宠爱
做事的不如告密的受信赖
在行的不如外行的提的快
忽悠的比敬业的更豪迈

五大谎言:中石化说亏损
警察说保护老百姓
小姐说俺是第一次
老板说我亏不了你
领导说好好干有机会

五大悲哀:一手好字被电脑废了
一个好胃被酒废了
一个好家被情人废了
一个好官被人民币废了
一个石油把大盘废了

六大成绩:房产改革口袋掏空
教育改革父母逼疯
医疗改革提前送终
企业改革下岗停工
政府改革机构臃肿
婚姻改革同居成风

hw79

昨天下午隔壁的小孩捧着饭碗过来，认真地对我说，叔叔，我爷爷今天杀了头牛， 我请你吃牛肉。我以为是他乡下的爷爷杀黄牛了顺便拿些过来就高兴地说：好啊。然后小孩就从另一只手拿出一只奄奄一息的蜗牛，对我说：“牛肉的份量不多，你省点吃喔！”

Blink

神父的教导

　 弗兰克在向神父忏悔之前，偷走了神父的钱包。现在他决心忏悔这件事：“我偷了一只钱包，我一直很内疚。我可以把钱包交给你吗？”
　　神父说：“不行！我不要这钱包。你应该把它还给失主。”
　　弗兰克说：“我想还给他，但他坚决不要。”
　　神父说：“那你就不用感到惭愧了，收下它吧！”

Blink

hw79:

focus:


Blink,We've been missing your post(s)?
On vacation?

Don't worry, just wait for him(her) here.

I am kind of busy lately. Thank you very much for all of you still posting.

focus

Blink:

hw79:

focus:


Blink,We've been missing your post(s)?
On vacation?

Don't worry, just wait for him(her) here.

I am kind of busy lately. Thank you very much for all of you still posting.

Blink, 潜完水,歡迎你平安回來...繼續...
How about a bite of these kidney mango first!

I finally tracked it down at T&T downtown, Cherry st this evening. There were two packs only. I grabbed them all. ($2.49/lb) One of them still looks green, not ripen yet.
Hopefully, it won't get darkened inside. (seriously, I was so craving for it...tempted to drive to check it out in Scarborough, then, something came up...)

Blink

Focus, thanks.

Haha...Blink不知你找你至愛的豬腰芒這么辛苦，不好意思。如想多買點的話，請移步到Brimley Rd.& Sheppard Ave. East, Scarborough的大世界超市。Blink昨晚所見，還有很多貨，且价錢降至$1.99/lb.

But, Blink's 溫韾提示，芒果性濕熱，利口不利身，切忌吃過量。如有需要，可留起部分讓Blink或HW79幫忙分擔吧。

［此帖子已被 Blink 在 2010-4-29 3:36:54 编辑过］

focus

Blink:

Focus, thanks.

Haha...Blink不知你找你至愛的豬腰芒這么辛苦，不好意思。如想多買點的話，請移步到Brimley Rd.& Sheppard Ave. East, Scarborough的大世界超市。Blink昨晚所見，還有很多貨，且价錢降至$1.99/lb.

But, Blink's 溫韾提示，芒果性濕熱，利口不利身，切忌吃過量。如有需要，可留起部分讓Blink或HW79幫忙分擔吧。


Thanks Blink. --- Focus also uses mango to make salad too.
(hey, should have stopped by the store...I was there last saturday. a friend who lives closed by.)

［此帖子已被 Blink 在 2010-4-29 3:36:54 编辑过］.

hw79

在肯德基里排队，一个4、5十岁的阿姨来到柜台对收银MM说：给我来个土豆丝。收银MM巨囧，道：阿姨，我们这里是快餐店，没有土豆丝。阿姨说：谁说没有？谁谁谁告诉我的，说你们这里有那个土豆丝的。收银MM无奈，旁边有人提醒道：是不是薯条？阿姨说：对，就是那个炸出来的土豆丝....