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hw79

世界上最复杂的关系

几年前，我跟一个寡妇结了婚，她有一个已成年的女儿。后来我父亲跟我妻子的女儿结了婚。我女儿就成了我的继母，我父亲成了我的女婿。两年后我妻子为我生了个儿子，他是我后母同母异父的弟弟，我儿子管我叫爸，我管我儿子叫舅。我女儿又为我父亲生了个儿子，他是我的弟弟，但他又必须得管我叫外公，同时我是我妻子的丈夫，我妻子又是我后母的母亲也是我的外婆，所以我是我自己的外公。

focus

hw79:
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蜘蛛爱上了蝴蝶，蝴蝶却拒绝了它。
　　蜘蛛问：“为什么？这是为什么！”
　　蝴蝶说：“我妈说了，整天在网上混的都不是好人。”


“我妈说了，整天在网上混的都不是好人。”

我媽媽依家鬧要想学上网呢...
佢重話:英國女皇亦啱開始學又嘛...
又話:冇做上西网,遲哋D人行路-上网就得了...哦?那要待你老人家去发明了...

focus

Blink:

Blink, hw79,
Have An Eggcellent Day!
Happy Ester Monday!

Blink

focus:



Blink & HW79, --- Well Done! - KEEP IT UP!!!
-------- \"害\"我化了個幾鐘头來看...值!-----

focus, thank you! I appreciate the time you spent.

Blink

focus:

Blink:

Blink, hw79,
Have An Eggcellent Day!
Happy Ester Monday!

Thanks, focus! Happy Easter Monday to you too!

Blink

用外国蚊子叮胸部

　 女病人：“医生，我胸部……胸部不够大。”
　　医生：“我摸摸。”
　　女病人：“仔细摸，要不摸不到。”
　　医生：“果然不够大，只摸到两个坑。”
　　女病人：“那怎么办呢？”
　　医生：“要用西药，这瓶子里装的都是外国蚊子，回去早晚拿出来叮，叮着叮着就大了。”

focus

focus:



Blink & HW79, --- Well Done! - KEEP IT UP!!!
-------- \"害\"我化了個幾鐘头來看...值!-----

focus, thank you! I appreciate the time you spent.


I accidentally found your posts. Hey...wait a minute...this one sounds good? Thus,I went through Majority of them quickly last night.I was indeed burst-out laughing-loud! I forwarded this site to a friend who is in Las Vegas.
She was caught\"laughing\" there in the office this morning. she loves them...
They bring us so much fun!!! Takes a lot of stresses off from our daily lives.

Thank you guys!

Blink

focus,
I'm glad that you and your friend enjoyed it. It sure is a stress reliever!

focus

hw79:

Blink:

hw79:

Blink:

hw79:
应该说，BLINK=hw79： 那样好玩。 I agree.
BLINK=hw79：都是台山人。 如假包換。
BLINK=hw79：都在老美(我估的)??? Or neighbor.

我在LA。 你在哪里？

Toronto

巧自系隔里国了，得闲过来玩啦。
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-;) Oooop... Blink, there you go!
This restaurant is highly recommended, if you like fish & chips.
<<< British Style Fish & Chips>>>



Location: Dundas St. E. @ Coxwell St.
( South/East corner on Dundas. You won't miss it. Opposite of it is a Police Station. Familiar to the area?)
有機會約你一齊去食...怎?

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hw79

有一个媳妇喜欢自作聪明。

　　一天她丈夫做客回来夸朋友的妻子很有学问。这位媳妇很不服气问丈夫如何学问法！丈夫说：她问我贵姓。

　　我告诉她我姓张她就问我是弓长张还是立早章？媳妇听了很不服气！

　　第二天，一位朋友来他们家做客。媳妇问客人贵姓客人说姓侯媳妇接着自作聪明的道：“是公猴还是母猴？”客人无言！