人生风雨多,愿幽默常相伴!

tinyapple

滑稽滑稽,非常滑稽的情书,令人看了差点笑断肠仔.

I think l should introduce myself to you.这句最正

I call Li big great

My home have four mouth people

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悠閑一族

我中意下面呢两句，十分搞笑。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來？

\"When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.\"

當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情。

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tinyapple

From see you one eye, I @@ love you.

不知是不是这样,

［此帖子已被 tiny.apple 在 2008-8-12 12:13:28 编辑过］

nanfeiyan

中式英文，西式人性，好玩好笑！

tinyapple

又来一封苹果搞笑版

Since we see face each other,I can't eat good,can't sleep good.

自从我们见面以后,我不能吃好,不能睡好.

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I all day think of you. You said,we will on down month again see face ,

我整天想着你. 你说我们下个月再见面.

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Time pass slowly,everyday I'm waiting this one day to come.

时间过得好慢,每天我都在等这一天到来.

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Finally,tomorrow is our date,now I'm very happy.

终于,明天就是我们的约会日,现在我很开心.

［此帖子已被 tiny.apple 在 2008-8-12 12:58:12 编辑过］

悠閑一族

苹果既搞笑版，图文并茂，\"正\"! 我真是佩服到 five body throwing ground !(五体投地)! 你睇我D\"英格里市\"(english)都唔錯吧?

tinyapple

简直正,I non language with right 我无言以对

tinyapple

I friend 悠闲,I sleepy, tomorrow see you face and talk to your mouth .,

我的朋友悠闲,我眼瞓了,明天见,明天聊

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My friend, I'm sleepy,chat with you tomorrow.Good night!

悠閑一族

世上最强中式英文(超爆笑)

1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿?
2．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3．hello everybody! if you have something to say, then say! if you have nothing to say, go home!

有事起奏，无事退朝!
4．you me you me。

彼此彼此。
5．You Give Me Stop!

你给我站住！
6．know is know noknow is noknow...

知之为知之，不知为不知…
7．WATCH SISTER

表妹
8．dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’’son can make hole!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
9．American Chinese not enough。

美中不足。
10．one car come one car go , two car pengpeng, people die 。

车祸现场描述。
11．heart flower angry open。

心花怒放。
12．go past no mistake past。

走过路过，不要错过。
13．小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
14．If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条!　
15．you have two down son。

你有两下子。

［此帖子已被 悠閑一族 在 2008-8-13 6:34:22 编辑过］

tinyapple

悠闲:真的句句笑...笑...笑...die人

laugh die people 笑s人(中式英文)