如果丈夫能买 -- 作者 萧振

hw79

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如果丈夫能买
作者 萧振

有人编了丈夫專賣店的故事，女人們可以直接進入挑選一個心儀的丈夫。规矩是一個人只能進入這家店一次！店裡有六层樓，楼层上升，丈夫品質也上升。每个女人可以在任何一層樓選一個丈夫，或者選擇繼續上樓，但不能退回到走过的楼层。
一楼的男人們有工作。二楼的男人們有工作又喜欢小孩。三樓的男人們有工作又喜欢小孩，还长得帅。四楼的男人們有工作又喜欢小孩，又长得帅，還做家务。五樓的男人們有工作又喜欢小孩，又帅比潘安，又做家务，还懂浪漫。
我猜一个女人进去怎样挑选。她走过一楼、二楼，目不斜视，抬首挺胸，匆匆而过。三楼，她的脚步迟疑一下，接着很快蹬蹬的抬脚往四楼走。她停在四楼。她拿出化妆盒打开，照照镜子。然后，决然毅然迈出有力的步子走向五楼。她走得太快了，在五楼打了个踉跄，好不容易站稳，她拢拢秀发、正正衣服，呆住了••••终于，她还是动了，但不是开门进五楼，是一气冲进六楼。编者在里面写了块牌子：“妳是這層樓的第N位訪客。這裡不存在任何男人。謝謝您光臨丈夫專賣店。”
你会失声大笑吗？抑或握腕长叹？我说过，“一個磨煉﹑一個業緣﹐讓人這東西﹑男人這不是東西的東西﹐分出三品六型六等”。我多分出来的一等，暂且搁置不议。男人也别得意，以为自己比女人高明。编者说还有一家妻子專賣店。一楼的女人喜歡做愛。二楼的女人喜歡做愛並且有錢。三樓至六樓据说就很少男人上去過。我顿时笑不出来，只在内心慨叹 ，更不敢得意。男人的血往下流的多，往脑子流的少。男人重感官刺激，女人重感情世界。男人爱春宵一刻，女人爱一生一世。孟子说五十步笑百步。男人女人啊，与其笑人，不如三省吾身，趁世界没有另外的第三者介入，比如阿凡达，插足男人女人之间，大家赶紧悬崖勒马，回头是岸。

Blink

哈哈...有意思。可否細細聲借問聲wh79，貴府老西認為閣下所屬樓層？

hw79

嘿嘿，俺屋里的可能认我属地下室的。

長叔公

hw79

Blink:

hw79:
嘿嘿，俺屋里的可能认我属地下室的。

哈哈...那也不錯了，起碼尚在“人間”。

轮到我问阿Blink了，你是买的还是被买的，
如果是被买的，你在几楼？
如果是买的，你要几楼的？

Blink

兄弟，至於Blink，閣下以為呢？反正Blink自以為很接近地獄了。

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Blink

hw79:
嘿嘿，俺屋里的可能认我属地下室的。

哈哈...那也不錯了，起碼尚在“人間”。

focus

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有選擇\冇選擇=難决擇?!/女人要求高定男人求其?
------------------(Focus,唔知怎解見唔到画面?但而家在編緝見到有.
故,將它寫低.但編緝后,依家又见喎... 奇怪?)
...相随~愛~相随...
A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard.
She did not recognize them. She said:\"I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.\"
\"Is the man of the house home?\", they asked.
\"No\", She replied. \"He is out.\"
\"Then we can't come in.\" they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. \"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!\"
The woman went out and invited the men in.
\"we do not go into a house together,\" they replied.
\"why is that?\" she asked.
One of the old men explained:\"his name is wealth,\" he said pointing of his friends, and said pointing to another one, \"he is Success, and I am Love.\"Then he added, \"Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.\"
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. \"How nice!\", he said. \"Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!\"
His wife disagreed.\"My dear, why don't we invite Success?\" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion:\"Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!\"

Focus finds \"how sweet!\"




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hw79

focus:

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard.
She did not recognize them. She said:\"I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.\"
\"Is the man of the house home?\", they asked.
\"No\", She replied. \"He is out.\"
\"Then we can't come in.\" they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. \"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!\"
The woman went out and invited the men in.
\"we do not go into a house together,\" they replied.
\"why is that?\" she asked.
One of the old men explained:\"his name is wealth,\" he said pointing of his friends, and said pointing to another one, \"he is Success, and I am Love.\"Then he added, \"Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.\"
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. \"How nice!\", he said. \"Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!\"
His wife disagreed.\"My dear, why don't we invite Success?\" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion:\"Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!\"

一个女人走出她家，看见她的3前院长长的白胡子老坐着的男子。
她并不认识他们。她说：“我不认为我知道你们，但你们一定饿了。请进来吃点东西吧。”
“是家里的男人？”，他们问。
“不”，她回答说。 “他出去了。”
“那我们不能进来”他们回答说。
在傍晚回家时，她的丈夫，她告诉他发生了什么事。 “去告诉他们我回来了，并邀请他们进来！”
该名女子出去，并请人进来
“我们不一起进屋去，”他们回答说。
“为什么会这样？”她问道。
其中一位老人的解释：“他的名字是财富，”他指着他的朋友说，指着另一个说，“他是成功，我是爱。”接着他补充说，“现在进去和讨论你的丈夫是我们其中一人在家里想你。“
妇人进去告诉她丈夫所说的话。她的丈夫都欣喜若狂。 “太好了！”他说。 “既然是这样的话，让我们邀请财富。让他来填补我们与财富的家！”
他的妻子不同意。“亲爱的，我们为什么不邀请成功呢？”他们的媳妇听到从屋内的另一个角落。她跳上自己的建议：“为什么不邀请爱？我们家就会有充满爱！”

hw79

focus:

focus:

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard.
She did not recognize them. She said:\"I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat.\"
\"Is the man of the house home?\", they asked.
\"No\", She replied. \"He is out.\"
\"Then we can't come in.\" they replied.
In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. \"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!\"
The woman went out and invited the men in.
\"we do not go into a house together,\" they replied.
\"why is that?\" she asked.
One of the old men explained:\"his name is wealth,\" he said pointing of his friends, and said pointing to another one, \"he is Success, and I am Love.\"Then he added, \"Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home.\"
The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. \"How nice!\", he said. \"Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!\"
His wife disagreed.\"My dear, why don't we invite Success?\" Their daughter-in-law was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion:\"Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!\"

一个女人走出她家，看见她的3前院长长的白胡子老坐着的男子。
她并不认识他们。她说：“我不认为我知道你们，但你们一定饿了。请进来吃点东西吧。”
“是家里的男人？”，他们问。
“不”，她回答说。 “他出去了。”
“那我们不能进来”他们回答说。
在傍晚回家时，她的丈夫，她告诉他发生了什么事。 “去告诉他们我回来了，并邀请他们进来！”
该名女子出去，并请人进来
“我们不一起进屋去，”他们回答说。
“为什么会这样？”她问道。
其中一位老人的解释：“他的名字是财富，”他指着他的朋友说，指着另一个说，“他是成功，我是爱。”接着他补充说，“现在进去和讨论你的丈夫是我们其中一人在家里想你。“
妇人进去告诉她丈夫所说的话。她的丈夫都欣喜若狂。 “太好了！”他说。 “既然是这样的话，让我们邀请财富。让他来填补我们与财富的家！”
他的妻子不同意。“亲爱的，我们为什么不邀请成功呢？”他们的媳妇听到从屋内的另一个角落。她跳上自己的建议：“为什么不邀请爱？我们家就会有充满爱！”

Dear Focus: I am not 真掂! It was using Google Translate.