10种人
<p><font size=4>竹升Ray今天告诉我个初中生互传的笑话,这世界由10种类型人组成,一类是晓二进制的,其余的是不懂二进制的! (There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who know binary and the rest who don't.) </font></p><p><font size=4>虽然幼稚,却觉蛮有趣. 您看过是会心一笑,还是嘲之白目?</font></p><p>[此帖子已被 BigPaul 在 2009-5-29 9:15:37 编辑过] <span><blockquote><img onmousewheel=\"return yuzi_img(event,this)\" src="Images/Emoticons/33.gif" width=20border=0><img onmousewheel=\"return yuzi_img(event,this)\" src="Images/Emoticons/21.gif" width=20border=0><font size=6>猪猪:你属哪一种?</font></font><h2></h2></span></blockquote><p>[此帖子已被 nanfeiyan 在 2009-5-29 8:46:26 编辑过] <font size=5>豬豬,我就話一樣米養百樣人.</font> <p> </p><p><font color=#008000 size=3><strong>1=10=1 > 2 <img src="Images/Emoticons/14.gif" width=20 onmousewheel=\"return yuzi_img(event,this)\"border=0></strong></font></p> <p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = \"urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice\" /><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">正常人看后</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">大概都会觉得有点九不搭八</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">因为正常人习惯的是十进制</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">不少人在幼儿园时并会从一数到十</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">学晓一加一等于二</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">甚至会如此形容悟性较低的人</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">骂曰</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">死蠢</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">一加一等于几都不晓</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">…</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">明明话有</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">10</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">种人</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">怎解讲来讲去都只有</span><span lang=ZH-CN><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">一</span><span lang=ZH-CN><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">种</span><span lang=ZH-CN><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> </font></span><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">及另一种</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">? </font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt 0.5in; TEXT-INDENT: -0.25in; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list .5in\"><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span style=\"mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\"><span style=\"mso-list: Ignore\"><font size=3>1</font><span style=\"FONT: 7pt 'Times New Roman'\"> </span></span></span><font size=3>+<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"></span>1<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"></span>= 10<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"></span>? ??? </font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">记不记得小时候同学仔之间互相整蛊</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">问</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">” </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">一加一等于几</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">?” </font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">答</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">: </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">二</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><font face=\"Times New Roman\">“</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">错</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">应是</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> 11. </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">再答</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">…”</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><font face=\"Times New Roman\">“</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">十一</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!”</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><font face=\"Times New Roman\">“</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">再错</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">. </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">是王</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">….” </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">没完没了</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">没料到今日有人还刹有介事地说</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, 1+1=10 </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">吧</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">原来</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">除了我们都很熟悉的十进制外</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">尚有如二进制</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">八进制</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">十二进制</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">十六进制</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">….</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">等等</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"></span></font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">十六两秤</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">是十六进制的例子</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">; </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">一英尺有十二英寸</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">一小时有十二个字</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">一年有十二个月份</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">十二生肖</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">…</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">不都是十二进制吗</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">二进制</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">是为愚蠢的电脑而设</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">它只有两个数字</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">即</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> 0 </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">和</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> 1 (多好, 不用担心写个2字及其他), <span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">当然也为愚蠢的人而设</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">譬如前任美国总统小布殊说</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">要么是朋友</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">要么就是敌人,如此愚蠢至不明白有些系非敌非友甚至亦友亦敌</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\"><span lang=ZH-CN> </span>…</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">二进制也</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">. </font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">这里是由一数到十的数值二进制及十进制的对照表</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">.</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">十进制</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> 0<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>1<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>2<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>3<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>4<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>5<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"></span>6<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>7<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>8<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>9<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>10</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">二进制</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> 0<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>1<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>10<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>11<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>100<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>101<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>110<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>111<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>1000<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>1001<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span>1010</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">不难看出</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, <span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">十进制的</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> 2 </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">既系二进制的</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\"> 10. <span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">您知道为什么</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">” 1+1=10” </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">并没有错了</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">, <span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\"> </span></font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">为什么有</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">10</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">类</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">,</font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">却数来数去只有两种</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">猪猪属哪类</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">? </font><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">大概是蠢到不知一加一等于几的废类吧</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!</font></font></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><o:p><font face=\"Times New Roman\" size=3> </font></o:p></p><p class=MsoNormal style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><font size=3><span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">谢<span lang=ZH-CN style=\"FONT-FAMILY: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'\">谢</span>各位抬轿</span><font face=\"Times New Roman\">!</font></font></p> <font style=\"font-family: 黑体;\" size=\"6\"><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 128, 128);\">老子曰:“道 生 一 , 一 生 二 , 二 生 三 , 三 生 万 物 。” 二进制并不简单,由0,1开始,变化万端,故有今日如幻似真的CYPERWORLD.Paul兄是行家,在此启蒙大家了。</span></font>
页:
[1]